Monday, November 10, 2014

Toe-Shoes Tina: Trails Are Hard, mmmmkay?

Miles:  15.5
Hours of sleep:  maybe 4? 
Solid foods consumed over 24 hours:  very little

Ragnar!  I’ve wanted to do Ragnar for years, but have never been able to make it work.  So when some of my friends from the gym invited me to join a team for Ragnar Trail, I jumped at the opportunity. 


(Sadly, I cannot run trails in toe shoes, so this is my best "toe" shoes pic.)

For those of you who aren't complete running nerds:  Ragnar is a 24ish hour relay race.  Traditional Ragnar is run on roads and has teams of 12.  They are point to point and each team member runs three different legs (varying in distance from a couple to several miles).  The runners are shuttled to each transition area in one of the team’s two vans.  Ragnar Trail is, as the name suggests, run on trails.  There are three trail loops:  green (short), yellow (medium), and red (long).  Each team member runs each loop one time.  Ragnar Trail teams have eight members and a central campsite instead of vans.  The logistics of Ragnar Trail are simpler and thus more appealing.  Plus, I have a ginormous tent that never gets used because we are not camping folk.  See?  Already contributing to the team!


(The main building is up, the east and west wings are still being constructed.)

Each team member gets a number, one through eight.  There are twenty-four legs total, so if you are runner 1, you run legs 1, 9, 17.  When it came time to assign numbers, I boldly said I was fine doing my long run last because I feel like I am a pretty strong runner (not fast, but consistent).  This is how I became runner 8 and ended up agreeing to do my 8.4 mile trail run at the end of a 24-hour trail relay.  As runner 8, I ran legs 8, 16, and 24.  My team was assigned an early-ish start time of 11:00 am on Friday.  We all met up at 7:00 am.  I carpooled with KO Kennedy. Peppy, who has run many Ragnars and has a knack for organization, rented a huge cargo van to get all our stuff in and out of the campsite.  Another of our teammates, Go Pro, had the foresight to go up on Thursday night and rope us off a sweet campsite, which she reserved with cones and a pirate flag. 


(Death to ye who think of stealing this spot!)

We were initially a little disappointed that we didn’t get a spot in the main “village” (which filled up lightning quick) and had to stay a quarter mile down the road.  But this turned out to be a blessing.  It was quieter where we were and the bathrooms situation was infinitely better (porta potties were less used in our area and our campsite was far enough away to be free from the odor).  My tent is truly a monstrosity and – oh yeah – doesn’t have directions.  KO Kennedy is a master tent setter upper and figured it out.  My tent and her pop up did not fit on our allotted space, so we encroached onto other campsites.  Oops.  People were nice, though.  (I later found out Mo Jo’s friend, Flash, had a campsite very close to mine.)  We had our camp set up by 8:30ish and I was HYPED!  Due to time constraints, I had skipped my 6:30 am boxing workout and was full of normal energy topped off with a little nervous energy.  I began to realize the drawback to being runner 8.  I would not run my first leg until approximately 5:00 that evening.  I joined my teammates in a pre-run beer and wandered around the village.

Our first runner, Sombrero, got us off to a great start with his 3.1 mile (green) leg.  He was followed by Nike, our second runner who ran the 4 mile (yellow) leg.  He finished strong, but looked a little wobbly from the heat after finishing.  This made me nervous for my later runs.  KO Kennedy was up next with her 8.4 mile (red) leg.  She had selected runner 3 so she could get the 8.4 miler done first.  It was stressing her out and by this time it was friggin’ hot!  She did great, though, and finished strong.  I still had several hours to go.  Our teammate, Yogi, then rocked the 3.1 (green) again, despite the heat.  She was able to beat the heat a little by running in shorts and a sports bra.  Something I could never do with my (lack of visible) abs.  Maybe I should take up yoga . . .  Sparky was up next (KO Kennedy is going to kill me for giving him an ASU name when she didn’t get one).  He ran the 4 mile (yellow) loop and I was interested to hear how he liked it since – when I FINALLY got to run – I’d run that first.  He warned me it was hilly.  Specifically, you get up one hill and think you’re done, but it is a cruel hallucination.  There is more hill to climb.  Great.  Go Pro set off for her 8.4 mile run in the merciless desert sun and I went back to camp to rest a bit.

At that point, a dilemma emerged.  I was hungry.  But my stomach is the first thing to go when I run.  I prefer to run with no solid food in it, which is easy when I run at 6:00 am.  Not so much when I run at 5:00 pm.  I chose to eat a banana and granola bar and just live with the rumbling tummy.  I had also been aggressively hydrating, but decided to cease all water intake at that point so I would not have to pee on the trail.  Go Pro triumphantly avoided heat stroke.   Then Peppy ran her 3.1 and I was FINALLY up!  The sun was just starting to go down, so I got some relief from the sun, but it was still warm.  And Sparky was right; the yellow loop was HILLY!  But I thought I would be fine.  I can do hills.  I run hills up in the mountains.  I know trails are supposed to be harder, but surely the 7000 foot elevation I get in the mountains would offset itself with the increased difficulty of the trail.  Nope.  The terrain is uneven and my feet slipped a bit on the way up.  This does not happen on pavement.  Then, when I got to the top of the hill, I could not fly down the other side.  There were too many rocks, ridges, holes, etc. for me to go full speed down the hill without jeopardizing my ankle.  And this screwed me.  When I run up The Beast at 7000 feet, I chug up at or just below a 10:00 pace.  But then I cruise back down at up to a 7:30 pace.  My pace did not have any such rescuing on the trails.  I did my 4 miles as fast as possible, which required me to really push myself up the hills.  It was hard and I wanted to vomit (glad I didn’t eat!) and my pace did not reflect my effort.  I ended up with a 9:27 average pace and decided to be happy with it.  I was happier still when my teammates greeted me with a beer at the finish.  Suddenly my nausea improved.  And I was happy to have finally contributed to the race!  I went back to camp and ate two slices of cheese to celebrate.  I followed it up with a couple handfuls of chips.  Health food!

My next run was at 1:00 am.  I tried to get some sleep, but only managed to doze several times. Did I say I’m not a camper?  I’m not a camper.  And the ladies in the tent next to us were loud.  And it was COLD as soon as the sun went down.  I was in running clothes covered by sweats wrapped in a sleeping bag and was still chilly.  Desert weather is ridiculous.  I managed to get to the transition area to wait for Peppy (who was just finishing her 8.4 loop).  She looked at my jacket (which was over a long sleeved top) and told me I didn’t need it.  I couldn’t imagine taking it off, though, so I ignored her advice.  Plus, I was holding my bear spray in one hand and my phone in the other and didn’t want to deal with the logistics of un-jacketing.  I just wanted to be done.  I switched on my headlamp and set off.  Yes, headlamp.  It was the desert in the middle of the night.  We had a full moon and some of my teammates were brave enough to run just with the moonlight.  I was not.  I’ve never run at 1:00 am before and certainly not on a trail.  It was not my favorite experience.  I began by telling myself pace doesn’t matter.  I very quickly laughed at myself for thinking I could abide by that. 

The headlamp was really bright, but did not light the area directly around my feet.  So I nearly turned my ankle several times.  My ascents were difficult and my descents were cautious.   Then we ran through some washes, which are filled with sand.  Every time somebody passed me (which happened more than I care to admit), sand would go flying into the air right in front of me.  This was an unexpected attribute of the headlamp:  I was able to see all the dust and sand swirling in the air.  I’m sure it was all there during the day as well, but there is something extra special about actually seeing all the crap going into your eyes, nose, and mouth.  I finished my 3.1 with a 9:47 pace and fought nausea (and regretted the second beer I had after my first run) while Peppy (who had stuck around for me to finish) handed me my sweatshirt and we walked back to camp together. Still restless, I walked her and Nike back to the transition area to welcome Sombrero back from his third (and final) run and send Nike off on his final run: the 8.4.  

I then slept poorly on the floor of the tent.  At some point during the night, I moved onto an air mattress and slept a little better.  KO Kennedy finished her last leg at around 5:00 am and took off to catch the ASU/Notre Dame tailgate and game.  I was not awake to see her off, but woke up 6:00 am and went in search of coffee.  The sun began to rise and it was gorgeous.  Sparky was running his 8.4 leg at that time and I decided I was jealous of him.  I love running as the sun comes up.  Instead, I got to run my 8.4 at 10:15 am, when the sun was up in force and the temperature was hellish again.  I was tired and had only eaten a banana for breakfast.    


(The view from my (coffee) run.)

Sparky told me he really liked the 8.4, despite most other people complaining about it.  Yes, mile 2 was all hill, but it was gradual and the views were fantastic.  I decided I wanted to really enjoy one leg of this race and I would not push myself to the point of nausea.  For once, I stuck to this plan.  I ran, but didn’t race.  It was challenging.  There was no relief from the sun and there were lots of sandy washes and brutal hills.  But I still enjoyed it.  After the big hill (which I ran to prove I could), I walked the steeper inclines and sometimes even walked sandy portions.  I still managed to finish the whole loop in an hour and 29 minutes.  I regretted being runner 8 until I approached the finish line and my whole team (minus KO Kennedy) was there: wearing our team shirts and waving our team flags.  I got a burst of energy as they cheered and ran in with me.  They once again handed me a cold beer and all was right in the world.


We lounged around the campsite for awhile.  Peppy scrounged a stick of butter from another campsite.  She and Sparky used it to make grilled cheeses on Sombrero’s propane grill.  Hot, solid food never tasted so good!  And, my god, I’ve never had a shower so divine as the shower I took upon arriving home.  I thought I appreciated my post-marathon NOLA shower.  But this shower put that shower to shame after more than 24 hours sweating it out in the dust and sand.  Husband #1 asked why my shower was so short if I liked it so much.  I answered his question by passing out in my warm, clean, pillowed bed.  No matter how awesome the shower, I could not let it delay my non-camping sleep.  Aaaaaaah.        

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